10 signs you’ve been working overtime too much
(Based on anonymous collective experiences)
10. coming to the office, you automatically switch your shoes to flip-flops
9. you start to wonder how much overtime money you will get
8. you always know exactly how much beer is left in the office fridge
7. more than 2 times a week you have this crazy fantasy about going to White House after work
6. when you go home, your own dog doesn’t recognize you
5. rumors start flying among your neighbors about what kind of job it is you really have
4. you start to call your partner at the office Pa, or, Ma
3. at night, on your way back to home, you got lost in your neighborhood
2. the building office management refuse your application for monthly parking access
1. the operator at 14045 recognizes you by your first, last, and middle name
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